New Beginnings

For D

Your first Onam pookalam (flower arrangement) baby. Of course you were actively playing around the garage, while your grand parents were busy with the actual arrangement. And Ma was busy snoring ;)


Proudly
Ma

Shot in The Open

For D

Baby doll you are getting quite expert at embarrassing me in public. Took you along with me to see a Doc today. This time round you were reluctant to sit for even a minute. And being a holiday, there was a waiting crowd too. Two minutes, and you start grabbing my arm n heading towards the exit. This time I refuges to budge from my seat.

And in all glory, and with the wisdom of a few fifty years behind you, you proclaim to the crowd - Amma stuckaayi ( Ma's stuck ).

Do I even need to say, we were out of the door before you could utter another syllable.


Buffff n vanished into thin air
Ma

Scary Explorations

For D

No baby. A 'promaganate' does not go inside your pee-pee area.

Time starts officially to have an eye on you. All the time.


Dad - boy you are in trouble when we join you.



Goops
Ma

Frustration !!!!

For Me n Myself


Wanna SCREAM MY HEART OUT. N it's too bloody bogging to write it down. Just tell the world to shove it up my posterior. So there. Sue me. N see if I care.



Aarrrrrrgh
Ma

A Funny Thing Called Marriage

For D


Today's conversation went like this.

D - Amma what is this?
Me - that's my thali mala baby.
D - who put it for you?
Me - dad
D - whose dad
Me - (smiles) your dad
D - were you sad?

Huh !!?!? How did she associate it like that??


Stumped
Ma