Pardon me, I'm a New Mommy and I have a Low Boiling Point

For no one in particular


I am tired of being puked all over!

I am tired of cleaning myself up only to be spit up on again five minutes later!

I am tired of being pooped on and peed on!

I am tired of generating an entire extra load of laundry every single day!

I am tired of waking up smelling like baby puke!

And I am sleepy tired of waking up at all odd times of the night!

*ahem*

Now that I've got that out of my system, I can get back to admiring my adorable little baby. I'll take him over dry clean clothes any day. And smelling nice? Overrated. Just remember to use that gives-you-an-instant-lift spray in my handbag.


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